THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE.
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Every Monday Koyote will post a new poll. Fridays on the show he'll take your calls as to what the results are and kick down prizes to whoever guesses correctly. Truly democracy in action.
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Poll: As selected by you here they are. Now we ask you the question...What is the sexiest Halloween Costume? (Round #1) *****end poll*****
If you've still got a suggestion hit me up koyote@krzr.com, & we'll try to get it in for Round #2.
What's your boobie preference?
0% of voters said REEEEEEAAAAALLY fake ones. (You're right. You could knock yourself out).
10% of voters said fake ones. (There is something to be said about truth in advertising).
90% of voters said real ones. (Anything more than a handful & you're looking for a sprained tongue).
CONGRATS TO KYLE SCHLEGEL FOR CORRECTLY GUESSING THE OUTCOME. |
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SHE WAS THE SUBJECT OF ONE OF OUR WEEKLY POLL'S & THE UNANIMOUS VOTE WAS TO ALLOW MILEY INTO OUT SPANK BANK AS SOON AS SHE IS OF AGE. SO, AS TO AVOID BEING LABELED AS PERVERTS & SO WE CAN CELEBRATE A.S.A.P. WE HAVE CALCULATED THE AMOUNT OF TIME UNTIL THE BLESSED EVENT FOR YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME & HAPPY....UMMMMM...CELEBRATING!!!
It's random, it's retarded and it's often revolting, but we make them do something to earn a paycheck. Check out archived audio of the KRZR News, which can be heard every weekday at 6:15PM. Click the icon.
Beer......It's good and good for you, or so this guy thinks. Against all company policies, Koyote has taken it upon himself to designate the 5:00 pm hour as "Beer Run" time. To sign up to fill his big shoes...click the icon.
"Unlike your Mom______". Fill in the blank w/the best insult & for some insane reason you get rewarded. THIS GAME YOU CAN PLAY BY CALLING IN OR E-MAILING KOYOTE DURING MONDAY'S SHOW. (Actually if you come up w/a good one you can e-mail it in anytime. Make sure to include your contact info. so we can contact you if you win.).
Every Tuesday, Koyote comes up with a different Intimate Innuendo. What is the I.I., you ask? It's a harmless, innocent statement that could be misread as a metaphor for a horribly graphic sexual act, maneuver, or encounter. Call up and guess right during Koyote's show on Tuesdays and you'll get hooked up with free stuff.
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Koyote has been quoted as saying, "Grab me a beer, then leave." He does, in fact, have a given name, which we won't utter here. We call him Koyote, friends call him "why are you here", and girls often call him "stop throwing up on my porch". In the immortal words of the Reverend Billy Graham, "JESUS HATES KOYOTE!!!!".
Bands Koyote Drinks To: Led Zeppelin, Tool, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Rage Against The Machine, S.O.A.D.
Teams Koyote Watches Then Passes Out Drunk To: Raiders, Florida Gators, Cubs, and Lakers
Movies Koyote Often Drinks During: “The Stoned Age”, “Dazed and Confused”, "Wedding Crashers", "40 Year Old Virgin", "Waiting", "Clerks", "The Blues Brothers", The Godfather movies, any Stars Wars flick.
Movies Koyote MUST Drink During: "Steel Magnolias", "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants", "Terms of Endearment", "The Bear", "New Jack City"
Magazines That Sit On Koyote's Toilet: Maxim, Better Homes and Gardens
Chicks Koyote Fantasizes About: Your mom.
People That Cause Koyote To Drink: traffic cops, waiters, lawyers, doctors, passers by on the street, co-workers, ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, future girlfriends, your girlfriend, mailmen, friends, siblings, spiritual advisors, odd numbers, black text on a grey background, sunny days, cloudy days, leap years, "@" symbols, fluoresecent light bulbs, puppies, world hunger, gas prices, your mom, & you. |
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Tuesday 10-05-2010 3:15pm PT
I've got tickets to check out Alice In Chains, Mastodon & The Deftones on The Black Diamond Skye Tour up for grabs on today's show. Posted below is today's "Intimate Innuendo". Think dirty thoughts & try & figure out what I'm really trying to say. If you think you've got it hit me up @ 247-2000. Get it right & you're going to the show!!!
-Yote"WE WERE EXPECTING RAIN BUT IT ONLY SPRINKLED."
Monday 10-04-2010 3:32pm PT
Alice In Chains, Mastodon & The Deftones are all out on The Black Diamond Sky Tour. Wanna Go? Insult the woman who gave me life & you're there. "Unlike your mom.....(fill in the blank.)". I'll start taking calls after The Beer Run, but I'll also take e-mail entries so make sure you include your contact info. & hit me up koyote@krzr.com. CREATIVITY IS KEY!!!
-Yote
Friday 10-01-2010 7:47pm PT
Last call to get you suggestions in for the sexiest Halloween costume. E-mail me, (koyote@krzr.com), your suggestions & I'll get them set up to kick off "The Weekly Poll" on monday. SKIN TO WIN BABY!!!! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!
-Yote
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